Can you Garlic Ranch Blast me now?

Josh: 24 years old
Lives in Indianapolis
Aspiring Gilda Radner, Mary-Louise Parker hybrid.

Characters I Relate To: Lucy Eleanor Moderatz, While You Were Sleeping

It’s just that, you know, when I was…when I was a kid, I always imagined what I would…be like or where I would be…or what I would have when I got older. And, you know, it was the normal stuff. You know, I’d have a house and family and things like that. Not, you know, not that I’m complaining or anything. ‘Cause, you know, I have, I have, I have a cat. l have an apartment, um…sole possession of the remote control. That’s very important. It’s just…I never met anybody that I could laugh with, you know? Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I bet you don’t. You’re probably too sensible for that. Or have you ever like seen somebody and and you knew that if only that person really knew you…they would, well, of course, dump the perfect model that they were with and, and realize that you were the one that they wanted…to just grow old with. Have you ever fallen in love with somebody you haven’t even talked to? Have you ever been so alone you spend the night confusing a man in a coma?

(via lucy-moderatz)

  • 6 July 2012
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